the internet here is slower than the postal service during Christmas. blah.

Today it was brought to my attention that my small group of followers is starting to feel rejected. I do sincerely apologize. It is not my intention to neglect you, Super Fans...I feel bad...I should have taken into consideration that you all have become addicted to the fabulous documentation of things that I see...do...and become annoyed by.  For me to deprive you of your daily Sarcassism is unfair...so...I will do better to provide you with your fix more frequently...your crack itchies can subside for now.

 

 

I must admit...I left out a couple of important things out of my timeline...I had my reasons...and now...I feel it is time to fill you in and also because if I feel like writing about them I'm going to need you to know what's going on.

First, I'm an athlete..a collegiate athlete at that...I play softball at University # 2...I know, I know....I should have told you this...because it is a big player in my everyday...but cut me a break people...I needed you to become addicted to my witty banter before you made any preconceived notions about me as an athlete. It's what I do...not who I am...so there...now you know. Oh...I'm a pitcher...so...that's important too.  My incredible friends here that I spoke of in previous entries are my teammates...no preconceived notions about them either please...they all are dying to be featured in Sarcassistic...(patience teammates...i am working on all of your alias'...there are 20 of you guys...give a girl a break)

Also, I take pictures...well not just normal, stand in the mirror, make a stupid pouty face and put it on facebook pictures...I'm sort of a photographer...I have my own company...I do weddings...portraits...pretty much anything you want. OH! I forgot the most exciting photo shoot of my short career....I shot the album cover for a pretty freakin famous, contemporary Christian band...Shane & Shane....the albums on iTunes(and at Best Buy..yeah..I know...so cool :))...so...if you want you can check it out.

Anywho...I felt that since we chitchat on a pretty regular basis I should no longer keep these things from you, readers.  Don't go snooping around with the information that I've given you trying to find out my identity though...as I mentioned earlier...I do NOT need this blog to rain on my parade to stardom. ;) 

I don't know if you've all made a countdown yet...but Valentines Day is only 4 days away...I hope you're all as I excited as I am. I've got a hot date planned with this here MacBook to write a fabulous rendition of the age old classic "Valentine's Day Sucks" written by centuries of bitter and cynical,single women...sitting on their couch...eating tear drenched chocolates while watching unrealistic tv movies on Lifetime.  It's sure to be heartwarming. 

Don't get withdrawals without me,

B.

PS. I find myself writing this blog to a fictitious audience of people that don't actually know me...when most likely if you're reading this you're one of my good friends...or my mom. I appreciate you all for the dedicated following...Nevertheless, a girl can dream that one day...some of my readers will only know me as B(my unapologetic alter-ego that exists only in this here blog). I have high hopes. 

Over and Out, Super Fans.